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Wise Demotivational Poster


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm, #244037
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm, #244027
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -




N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.




LIFE IS -


TAGS: wise fool rich poor
Rating: 4.4/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 5, 2011, 7:11 am, #226390
Cool pic.


THE HOOTER -


TAGS: hammy calendar wise old owl
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hawamleh - December 16, 2011, 4:22 am, #226662
You guys never seize to amaze, 5sweetgoats
forseti - December 16, 2011, 1:29 am, #226658
roflmao! 5 goats!
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:03 pm, #226652
lol!
motinet - December 15, 2011, 6:21 pm, #226648

amsome pic! lol


TIME IS PRECIOUS -


TAGS: time is precious so waste it wisely
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - April 20, 2015, 8:01 pm, #260847
a waste of time could even be a life of toil...
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2015, 2:17 pm, #260839
"Do not squander time, for it is the stuff of which life is made." -Sign outside of Twelve Oaks Mansion.
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:44 pm, #260830
Wasted time is never wasted, it is savored! Fun with colors? One of my favorite pastimes! Very successful combination!5L for poster. 5L for color scheme!
Silverheart - April 18, 2015, 9:40 pm, #260827
Thank you. I was having fun with colors
Reality Lord - April 18, 2015, 3:57 pm, #260826

nice


Wisdom -


TAGS: wise men fools
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 13, 2014, 7:20 pm, #257039
Thanks. Sometimes hit the mark... other times, not. That truth is from my Grandmother.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 7:01 pm, #257038
This.....is good.
Bandit5906 - October 13, 2014, 4:36 pm, #257036
Well said!


DISCOVERY -


TAGS: 3 not so wise monkeys
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:18 am, #218994
5pank


SURVIVAL -




INDIFFERENCE - Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? "I don't know, and I don't care."


TAGS: wise man seen too much
Rating: 4.64/5

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zoomer296 - March 12, 2013, 10:37 am, #244247
Now Rerun can get a higher quality picture.


WINNING - If somebody spits on your back, ignore it. It only means that you're ahead. -Confucian


TAGS: confucian wise many meanings confucian
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:41 pm, #246239
This is an awesome confucius saying. 5 wise lions.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 7, 2011, 11:00 am, #215907
Confucian, Confucious, you know who i'm talking about
Derek - April 6, 2011, 7:15 pm, #215879
Confucian != Confucius? Confusing.


TRUTH OR DARE -




FAILURE -


TAGS: failure otherwise known in the olympics as silver
Rating: 3.71/5

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Bovee - March 4, 2010, 9:29 am, #161673
baised on everything that has been said so far you all must be huge lacrosse fans. cause it is a mix of all of them but better.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:18 am, #161672
Wow. I need to calm down. Soccer wishes it was the amsomeness that hockey is.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:17 am, #161671
Soccer, all you need is a cheap, $3 ball, and 21 other A-holes that can't catch, throw, hit, tackle, shoot, or pass AND weren't fast enough for track. Even roller hockey gear is much more expensive.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:15 am, #161670
I do agree whole-heartedly with CANADA, soccer is an inferior sport. The reason Hockey isn't as popular in America as soccer is two fold, The expense of the gear needed to play, and the necessity of ice. Ice is tough to come by in some places @ some times
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:12 am, #161668
P.S. I don't care about hockey, or any other winter Olympic sport, but I do want my country to win everything, all time. If you think that attitude is wrong, then maybe you should move to a country that engenders that feeling in you.
Jmac0585 - March 4, 2010, 9:10 am, #161667
When the Roughriders come down to Miami and beat the Saints, I'll admit failure. It's your game, everyone in your country plays it as soon as they can put on skates. You should win the gold. Don't pull a muscle reaching around to pat yourself on the back.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm, #161648
My keyboard has a stutter.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:47 pm, #161646
Yeah. Those hockey, Canada, those hockey games on me on the edge of my seat...and I'm not usually a fan.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:46 pm, #161644
I googled the reason. It's not played in enough countries. An olympic sport has to be played in at least 75 nations...and played by women in at least 40.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161643
lol Bart. Im just disturbing ****. they are both great sports
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:45 pm, #161642
IDK, I only watch the winter olympics
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:44 pm, #161641
How's football inferior? It's by far the more masculine sport, requiring more in the way of brute force...and it involves more strategy than hockey.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:43 pm, #161640
Is football (the one where you don't use your hands) in the Olympics?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161639
no, because football is an inferior sport.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:42 pm, #161638
A wise old motifaker once said "curling loses something on the TV" but I don't remember which motifaker it was
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:41 pm, #161637
Why isn't football (the one where you use your hainds) in the Olympics? Would it just be too confusing because of the similar names?
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:40 pm, #161636
closest to the center gets points. for every rock you have closer to the center than your opponents closest rock is a point
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:36 pm, #161634
ya, team martin kicked a**!
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:35 pm, #161633
It is actually more interesting than I thought it would be. I sat and watched it for a while. I think I almost understand how they score it. lol The bald dude representing Canada seemed pretty beast.
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:33 pm, #161632
Curling is the **** though. One of the better sports IMO
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:32 pm, #161631
sport. That's when I'll compete. It can't be far off. I mean Curling...mumble mumble.
Bartimaeus - March 3, 2010, 11:31 pm, #161630
Yeah, it was a great game...though I'm a little disappointed with the aftermath. But, hey, we held our own and hockey is Canada's national sport. Maybe if the contest was football...mumble mumble. Personally, I'm waiting for pool to become an Olympic
DreMagnum - March 3, 2010, 11:30 pm, #161629
No one expected them to finish second though, so I'm still proud of them, they have made hockey more popular in the states, and our national team is only going to get better.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:19 pm, #161626
that was kinda mean of them. even meaner of me to laugh
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 11:18 pm, #161625
My favorite part was when they walked past them all with gold medals on a tray. lol
MrRandom - March 3, 2010, 11:16 pm, #161624
Agreed with TTH. But I can't be the only one who took a little guilty joy at how disappointed some of them looked. Great game though.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 11:14 pm, #161623
Winning a Silver in the Olympic Games is better than anything any of us will probably ever do. Especially you. but ESPECIALLY me.
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm, #161571
ask the Russians about silver.. or bronze. The USA team didn't disappoint anyone. It was a great hockey tournament and great fun
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:13 pm, #161566
Owww come on, perspective please! One of the best teams ever. No shame!


WISE GUYS - They'll beat the crap out'ya




The Three Wisemen -


TAGS: crotchety emillio rerun 3 wisemen in a bar merry christmas motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:40 pm, #251749

I thought that was drums...
rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:44 am, #251722

I tend to be flatulant, especially when I read the tags.
GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:18 pm, #251626
Those guys……such poster hoers
EmilioDumphque - December 20, 2013, 10:45 pm, #251625
Three Wisenheimers is more like it.


INQUIRY - He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever and yet appears much wiser than he who asked five minutes ago.


TAGS: inquiry fool wise
Rating: 3.94/5

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usmc650736 - November 4, 2011, 7:37 pm, #225579
Not if he who does not ask is just waiting for he who asks to ask the question for him. Then he is as wise as he who asks, without having appeared foolish for five minutes.


AFTER I REACHED FOR THE BALLOON - I realized what he meant by "We all float down here".




I'M NOT SAYING ALL MEN MUST DIE. BUT THEY MUST. -




CLONING -


TAGS: and some folks were never the wiser
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:56 pm, #152999
Thanks sir
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:49 pm, #152998

true, but still a great poster.
BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:45 pm, #152997
Ya, but I took you out of the tags rerun b/c the forum conversation is lost I believe
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:44 pm, #152996

a 2nd opportunity to give a 5L


LIFE’S TRAGEDY -


TAGS: life tragedy wise
Rating: 3.56/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 7:34 pm, #111120
The older one gets, the truer this seems.


A WORD TO THE WISE -




WISDOM -




The Fort -


TAGS: wise ol rerun aristotle
Rating: 4.89/5

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maoworks2 - August 26, 2014, 6:02 pm, #256359
I Must Be A God With Bad Spelling .


A Wealthy And Wise Man -


TAGS: advice compassion wealth age wise
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2014, 5:04 pm, #256353

...and better


Discovery thru experience -


TAGS: that dad was pretty wise
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:35 pm, #253639
Nice...5L nice!


WOMEN WISDOM... -




SIMPLE THINGS -


TAGS: wise before their years
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - July 24, 2013, 9:21 pm, #248046

It's never to late for joining up, we are glad you are here
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 7:40 pm, #248043
See, this compilation…..this pic, caption, and hilarious comment is what it’s all about. The trifecta of motifake. Dang, I was born into this motilife a bit late.
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 6:17 pm, #170445
*sniff* stupid poster *sniff* 5 runny noses


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am, #178575
Not the fun peoples, only the g** ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm, #175056
cheers*
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm, #175055
I'll drink to that!


OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: overlord douchebag 21 birthday wiser question mark goes here
Rating: 4.42/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm, #129323
thank you for posting this, i love it
temp - October 21, 2009, 11:36 pm, #129322
The guy on the left looks too happy in this poster. Very suspicious...


MUST REMAIN SILENT ABOUT VOTING AND POSTING -


TAGS: glory calendar forseti speaks wisely
Rating: 4.23/5

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Sho - April 25, 2012, 10:16 pm, #233830
True 5tuff. That's how I got better
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 7:48 pm, #233824
Badda Bing Nice re5urrection Mr Greeny


there are -


TAGS: make wise choices lost boys
Rating: 4.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 17, 2014, 7:39 pm, #255344
I'm not sure if they can start demanding tests after you've been hired, but try to get a job in the oilsands without pissing in a cup....ain't gonna happen.
steve1961 - June 17, 2014, 2:42 am, #255337
Did you mean to post this twice? Are you under the influence of some substance? If you wouldn't mind giving us a sample in this bottle here...
Reality Lord - June 16, 2014, 5:40 pm, #255334

seriously? you mean police enforcement or the military i hope. it's still against the canadian constitution for private sector to demand a drug test. .....i think. Reply
Reality Lord - June 16, 2014, 5:39 pm, #255333

seriously? you mean police enforcement or the military i hope. it's still against the canadian constitution for private sector to demand a drug test. .....i think.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 11:32 pm, #255296
I really see nothing wrong with drug testing, but after a few lines I get rather gacked.
Airman - June 12, 2014, 9:31 pm, #255292
It's become a real dilemma here in Colorado. Pot is now legal. THC stays in your system for 90 days. Hasn't stopped the corporate drug testing though
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2014, 9:26 pm, #255291
And we have Many, many...MANY industries that do mandatory drug testing. Totally allowed.
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:15 pm, #255290

i never did understand how drug testing was constitutional. sorry...canadian here. not allowed up here. we have something called basic human rights...LOL.
Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm, #255288
nothing wrong with being a busker.. just the world has changed. the kids who drop out now may have sealed their fate. With employers using background checks and drug testing, it makes it hard to change course.
EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 3:06 pm, #255286
If there is something wrong with being a busker, how did I end up with MY clearance level? They're more concerned with indebtedness. It has a very bad track record.


AN EARLY LESTER MOMENT - "Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am"


TAGS: wise before his years
Rating: 4.14/5

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lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 11:33 am, #167801
Hahahaha. Nice one Mr. Airman! 5L
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 11:29 am, #167800
Nice 1 Airman. 5L


Wise Man Says -


TAGS: wise man saying getting ahead
Rating: 3.83/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:47 pm, #251951
Have you any idea how difficult it is to get coffee off of a computer screen? LOL!
pieman - August 28, 2013, 8:05 am, #249131
*some
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 10:12 pm, #245625
The head evaporates if you marry it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 9, 2013, 8:04 pm, #245621
I hear they're difficult to come by; something about an arm and a leg?
Krickit - May 9, 2013, 5:53 pm, #245617
My life would be complete if I had one of those


STAY HUNGRY -


TAGS: bud wise errrr
Rating: 3.65/5

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agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:16 pm, #132648
Good one. Perfect picture.


CHOOSE WISELY - Those who slit bamboo shoot won't get the bamboo.




JOSEPH AND THE MAFIA - Just remember, the Mafia has been around for a looong time.




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